Football season is upon us. And the only thing more fun than the real game is the imaginary fantasy version.
Umm, yeah, the smarmy mustache is a nice touch, but..eewwww…lose it, and fast!!
You know how some people dress up like storm troopers to go see Star Wars opening night? I grew a moustache to see Hall & Oates at the Hollywood Bowl. Same thing, really.
my mom is gonna love this.
i was gonna masturbate, but after getting to the end, i decided not to.