The Elevator

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In an elevator, no one can hear you scream. Unless, of course, they're in the elevator too. Then they don't have a choice.

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I hope you two appreciate the fact that this is the only time in history when brainy geeks have been able to pass as pseudo-cool. Given the fallout, I may never allow it again.

— GOD · Sep 10, 03:22 PM · #

Fernie’s level of calm in the storm in this sketch is remarkable.

— Lindsay · Sep 10, 04:29 PM · #

berg, what does fernie taste like? i’m hoping creamsicle.

— ellie · Sep 10, 07:18 PM · #

I really liked having you guys inside me. Sorry about the blood.

elevator · Sep 11, 07:20 PM · #

Fernie tastes like cheap cologne- like a Wal-Mart knockoff of Drakkar Noir.

Berg · Sep 12, 10:48 AM · #

Like a truckstop version of Drakkar Noir more like.

— Truckstop Jeff · Sep 12, 01:28 PM · #

Enrollment applications now being accepted.

— Berg School of Over-Acting · Sep 16, 11:01 PM · #
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