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PoliceCat: Merry Christmas from PoliceCat!

Merry Christmas from PoliceCat!

Posted Mon Dec 24, 06:22 PM by Alex Fernie

Christmas time is here. Happiness and cheer!

Berg’s with his family in Connecticut and I’m with mine in Georgia, but that doesn’t mean PoliceCat can sleep. No, sir.

Since it’s the holiday season and Christmas is tomorrow (only 3 more shopping hours until…) we’d like to give you something sure to put you in the yuletide spirit.

So, for you enjoyment, here are

QUOTES FROM IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE THAT SOUND DIRTY OUT OF CONTEXT!

Joe: “I don’t suppose you’d like this old second-hand job, would you?”

Carter: “Now, I’d like to finish up with you tonight.”

George: “Say, what kind of a teacher are you anyway? What do you mean sending her home like that, half-naked?”

George: “Mary, you on the nest?”

Mary: “Go on, Pete, you’re a big boy. you can put the star up. Way up at the top. That’s it. Fill in that little bare spot right there. That’s it.”

Sam: “Harry! You’re the guy I want to see. Coach has heard all about you…and his mouth’s watering.”

Happy Holidays!


    

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