Fernie's going to ask out the girl he's had his eye on. All he's gotta do is get his head in the game and pump himself up...
Remember 2007? We sure do! That's why we made this handy video detailing one of the most important issues of 2007...Waterboarding! Made by Convoy (featuring Fernie, Berg and PoliceCat affiliate Todd Fasen), we once and for all answer the question "Is waterboarding torture?" All waterboarding in this video was both real and absolutely awful. Featured in Upright Citizens Brigade's 2007 "It Sucked!" Awards!
It starts to get to you after a while. Over and over and over and over...
I was seriously thinking 'bout hiding the receiver, when the switch broke cuz it's old.
You know those movies with bittersweet, yet slightly triumphant endings? This is how they all end.
Flashback: PoliceCat '04. Ok, there are a number of things to explain about this sketch. First, it is the last from the "old sketches to put up while Berg's computer is in the shop" series. Secondly, it was filmed about 2 weeks after moving to Los Angeles in 2004, and so we had no furniture. Thirdly, it was conceived of and "written" by Matt Carey. He was also in charge of wardrobe. What we're trying to say is just watch this sketch with a WHOLE lot of suspension of disbelief. And never trust anyone when they say "I'll handle the costume."
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