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PoliceCat: Normal Shorts

Sketches tagged "Normal Shorts"

Blind Faith
2:30

Blind Faith

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Believe it or not, this skit actually happened to us on Hollywood Boulevard a few years ago. Let this serve as a warning to all those blind folks out there: PoliceCat makes for a poor seeing eye dog.


Guilty Conscience
4:00

Guilty Conscience

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Nemo Malus Felix
Peace visits not the guilty mind
-Juvenal (55 AD - 127 AD)

Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
-Euripedes (484 BC - 406 BC)


The Narcissist
2:47

The Narcissist

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"In the Roman poet Ovid's retelling of the myth, Narcissus is the son of the river god Cephissus and the nymph Liriope. Tiresias, the seer, told his parents that the child "would live to an old age if it did not look at itself." Many nymphs and girls fell in love with him but he rejected them. One of these nymphs, Echo, was so distraught over this rejection that she withdrew into a lonely spot and faded until all that was left was a plaintive whisper. The goddess Nemesis heard the rejected girls prayers for vengeance and arranged for Narcissus to fall in love with his own reflection. He stayed watching his reflection and let himself die."
-From the Encyclopedia Mythica


Roses
3:48

Roses

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It's not the thought that counts. It's the deeply hidden meaning.


The Report
2:03

The Report

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Allright, it's game time, and everything is riding on your big report. Don't forget to bring visual aids.


All The King's Men
1:54

All The King's Men

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Meet the White Army. They're adventurous, they're brave and they can only move in certain directions depending on their rank. Just like the real army.



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