Pool Party Dos and Don'tsSummertime! And that means it's time for pool parties. Use this helpful guide to navigate the treacherous waters of appropriate pool party behavior and you can avoid any embarrassing faux pas.
Spidey SenseSpideman! Spiderman! Does whatever a spider can! Including run away.
Bukowski
To do a dull thing with style-now that's what I call art.
-Charles Bukowski
Pumped UpFernie's going to ask out the girl he's had his eye on. All he's gotta do is get his head in the game and pump himself up...
Waterboarding: 2007Remember 2007? We sure do! That's why we made this handy video detailing one of the most important issues of 2007...Waterboarding! Made by Convoy (featuring Fernie, Berg and PoliceCat affiliate Todd Fasen), we once and for all answer the question "Is waterboarding torture?" All waterboarding in this video was both real and absolutely awful. Featured in Upright Citizens Brigade's 2007 "It Sucked!" Awards!
Pixies"I thought it'd be termites or something..."
The ElevatorIn an elevator, no one can hear you scream. Unless, of course, they're in the elevator too. Then they don't have a choice.
The Daily GrindIt starts to get to you after a while. Over and over and over and over...
Fantasy FootballFootball season is upon us. And the only thing more fun than the real game is the imaginary fantasy version.
The End of the MovieYou know those movies with bittersweet, yet slightly triumphant endings? This is how they all end.